Eshhhhh........

It's been many days, and further zeroing makes it months.
We've been bitten by a new bug!I'm yet to describe it, but its got to do something with names.
better start with an example.
Listen to this conversation
/**************************/
A: Hiiiiiiiii
B: hiiiiii
..... blah blah and more blah
A: so me feeling Boresh Borkar these days
B: yeah me too Boresh Bhansali !
..... some more serious blah blah and blah
A: c ya ! bayesh bacchan now !
B: me too kaltesh kapoor !
/****************************/
This is what a general NaamKaraan would look like. These are the golden rules- like Robotics.

1. Each verb shall have "esh" suffix with it. No matter what, this is a must have.
2. Following the 1st rule, you need to add a surname to verb. And unless exceptional case, it should start with the same alphabet! like Boresh should have a surname with B.. and so on
3. Following above two rules, you can play with them however you want !!
4. Ususally bolltwood stars feature in surnames. Khannas and Kapoors are regulars.

Now comes the real best part ... - regionalising them
look at these -
kamesh kumarswami
chalesh chelappa
lookesh ( slightly unpopular) luktuke
Goesh Goyel
"Coolesh Kulkarni "
The 'Esh' part has a seperate history, and we'll need another past for that !
So go on ... tryesh Striker!! ( remember the provision for an exceptional case !! )
PS --> Well - this is a creation by a punaite gal, and i sallute her for this !!!
bole toh ...Salutesh Salunkhe!

these days - a different mathamatics

Many have left, still many more to go. The days are numbered. Wish I could divide them by infinite activities and reduce them to zero!
But on the contrary, the activities and interests' count is tending to zero here,and thus days are tending to infinity for sure.

All the interesting variables are going either static these days or they are not part of this equation...

I'm living with no non linier behaviour, every term has got a simple nature.
Forget imaginary number, I do not even have a irrational looking being here.

And I dread this so much. Because the result is sure, dull and boring.
My equation these days sums up in a single quantity – Zero.